yogurt
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Post by yogurt on Dec 5, 2018 9:30:47 GMT -5
Seeing as you locked the thread and didn't give me chance to reply, like some totalitarian tactics..
You say my name is crass, but i think that's a reflection on the way your mind is conditioned...
I guess you must be under the assumption that my name is about a Penis, when in fact it's a noun for a male Bird, short for Cockerel, as anyone with any sense knows.
It's not my fault that you people have dirty minds and automatically assume it's about a Penis. I can't be to blame for how your minds have been conditioned by society in a way that their minds automatically go to that.
If you want to delete my account or change my name for a word which is officially in the dictionary for describing domestic Fowl, that's up to you. I frankly find it ridiculous that my name should be changed because of other peoples warped, backwards and polluted minds.
Why should i be punished for my passion of Bird keeping?
The thing about domestic Fowl is that there is a lot of common misconceptions about them. Do you know why a rooster crows? it's basically because others do. That's all. It's a misconception that they have an internal clock to anticipate sunrise. If you keep one Rooster on it's own, it'll stop crowing because it's not following others. Maybe like these forum members. One crows, the others follow.
Also the rapid eye movement of these kinds of birds have been studied and they dream like you and me.
I have a dream, i have a dream when a man could come on a forum and be able to come on an internet forum and be able to choose a username based on his passion. With this faith we will be able to work together, to pray together, to listen to Wonderwall together, to go to jail together, post on a forum together, knowing that we will be free one day.
And I've seen the Promised Land in the form of a Blur forum. I may not get there with you. But I want you to know tonight, that we, as a people, will get to the Promised Land!!! So I'm happy, tonight. I'm not worried about anything. I'm not fearing any moderator!
If you've got any more to say to me, speak to my lawyer.
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Dec 5, 2018 11:16:51 GMT -5
Alan Partridge is that you? Or is this Mr. P. Nesshead?
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Post by eva on Dec 5, 2018 11:19:26 GMT -5
yes, right, I'm sure that's the meaning. we all love birds, you and me, girl
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yogurt
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Post by yogurt on Dec 5, 2018 11:45:57 GMT -5
yes, right, I'm sure that's the meaning. we all love birds, you and me, girl I know where I'm not wanted. Let me tell you something. I'm going to the Shed Seven forum and going to work my way up to Moderator status. You might be Mod on a forum for a big band, but Shed Seven are still going strong, Shed Seven have legs. When this forum dies of inactivity, you and all your gang will be looking for shelter, roaming the internet looking for a place to stay warm. When you get to the Shed Seven forum, guess who will be at the door? ME! That's right. Big ol' YogurtCock will be at the door like a bouncer in a black jacket. "Oh, I'm sorry dear, there's no room at the inn" I will say, and guess what, I can't even give you shelter in the Chicken Coop around the back because it will be full of all my massive collection of birds, the one that you doubted!!!! hahaha, then you'll realise that you shot yourself in the foot the day that you crossed me and my massive collection of birds. |
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yogurt
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Post by yogurt on Dec 5, 2018 11:46:34 GMT -5
Alan Partridge is that you? Or is this Mr. P. Nesshead? B. Oddie What's rude about a body? |
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Dec 5, 2018 12:17:16 GMT -5
yes, right, I'm sure that's the meaning. we all love birds, you and me, girl I know where I'm not wanted. Let me tell you something. I'm going to the Shed Seven forum and going to work my way up to Moderator status. You might be Mod on a forum for a big band, but Shed Seven are still going strong, Shed Seven have legs. When this forum dies of inactivity, you and all your gang will be looking for shelter, roaming the internet looking for a place to stay warm. When you get to the Shed Seven forum, guess who will be at the door? ME! That's right. Big ol' YogurtCock will be at the door like a bouncer in a black jacket. "Oh, I'm sorry dear, there's no room at the inn" I will say, and guess what, I can't even give you shelter in the Chicken Coop around the back because it will be full of all my massive collection of birds, the one that you doubted!!!! hahaha, then you'll realise that you shot yourself in the foot the day that you crossed me and my massive collection of birds. Shed 7 are shocking. Chasing Rainbows is a tune, though. As you fucking were x. |
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Post by mimmihopps on Dec 5, 2018 12:52:15 GMT -5
yes, right, I'm sure that's the meaning. we all love birds, you and me, girlGood evening. |
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