'Twas the Night Before Christmas (Read 854 times)

[Beady’s Here Now]

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the forum
Not a creature was stirring, not even franklomax's norm ;
The postings were posted to the Lounge with care,
In hopes that the Nazi mods soon would be there;

The children were shunned all smug in the PlayPen;
While visions of mayhem still interrupted the board's zen;
And mimmihopps in her 'kerchief, and Beady’s Here Now posting crap,
Had just logged off for a long winter's nap,

When out on the main page there arose such a clatter,
They sprang from their bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the 'Your Thoughts for the Day' they flew like a flash,
Tore open the thread and saw Flatulence Panic on the lash.

He mooning on the breast of becoming our new-fallen foe,
Gave lust of midday to the poor posters below,
When what to the wondering eyes further appeared,
But several new threads and eight large trolling 'dears',

With a little forum member so lively and quick,
We knew in a moment he must be Guy Fawkes, the dick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:

"Now, lorddontnoelmenow ! now, beadyeyeunofficial ! now Lennon2217 and @toddwbafc !
On, UGHF ! on, lionsden® ! on, liamgallagher1992 and jordan71421!
To the top of L4E's porch! to the top of the Shoutbox's wall!
Now fuck away! fuck away! fuck away all!"

....If you think I'm doing the whole poem, ye is 'avin' a laff
So Happy Christmas to all, and thanks to the L4E staff

[SheSaidHerNameWasDot]

The haters will really hate this, innit

[eva]

ew comic sans, disgusting


ps: you need a girlfriend

[Lennon2217]

You scare me bro. Constantly.

[Deleted]

Just because it's Christmas

[Deleted]

Based and redpilled. Fuck the mods, m8s