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Post by Frank Lee Vulgar on Jun 27, 2017 17:17:41 GMT -5
The one aboot the alien fae planet knobhead and thick as fuck. Cannae mind it but lol somevagina help a wee lassie oot gonny Do you believe in aliens? "Mmmm. Course I do.. I'm not frightened by them though, I'm as smart as them. Probably thick as fuck, aren't' they? Big goggly-eyed big head, man, they haven't got a fucking clue, if they did they would come out and sort us out because we're as thick as fuck. I'm not frightened of them." Do you fancy space travel? "I'm well up for it. Only if I could get back, though, I wouldn't want to get lost in space. Fancy just nipping in and nipping out, just check it out. I'd do their fuckin' heads in, them aliens, man. Freak 'em right out. They'd be like (puts on Mash Means Smash alien voice), 'Farking hell, farking hell! Let's get back to Planet Knob!' I'd do their heads in, me, frighten the life out of them! That's why they haven't landed yet. They're going (for some reason these now are Cockney aliens) 'Fuck that, cant' land while he's about!' I'd take them out and get them fucking slaughtered. I would make them turn green then!" Also: "If I saw an alien I'd tell it to fuck right off because whatever planet he came from they wouldn't have the Beatles or any decent fucking music." Great stuff Those are great, because you know Liam didn't think of those answers before, that's just what came to his mind at the moment.
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Post by mossy on Jun 27, 2017 17:29:35 GMT -5
When asked if he'd have his photograph taken with Craig David at the Q Awards:
"I'd rather stick needles in me feet."
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Post by justaroundmidnight on Jun 29, 2017 12:16:43 GMT -5
"Anyone who is good at telling lies is a c**t"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2017 12:27:31 GMT -5
"Let´s get them out for the lads, come on."
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Post by Derrick on Jun 29, 2017 13:42:51 GMT -5
"Let´s get them out for the lads, come on." Hey, hey, hey, that's fucking catalogue shit, get them out!!!
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