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Post by dontbelievethetruth4 on Jun 26, 2017 12:53:45 GMT -5
Fig I'd see what creative quotes people find and remember. My new fav for now is from an interview the other day "If we'd got big in America...... I'd be a proper vagina" love him
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Post by WirralRiddler on Jun 26, 2017 15:22:31 GMT -5
I couldn't give a flying f*ck about Cathay Pacific cos' I'll tell you now kids, I'd rather walk
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2017 15:26:09 GMT -5
Not a quote, but I love that bit in the STC documentary where he just leaves because he has something else to do. Hilarious.
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Post by oasisserbia on Jun 26, 2017 15:27:28 GMT -5
I couldn't give a flying f*ck about Cathay Pacific cos' I'll tell you now kids, I'd rather walk
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Post by oasisserbia on Jun 26, 2017 15:29:56 GMT -5
Just to match picture with quote.
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Post by freddy838 on Jun 26, 2017 15:36:54 GMT -5
Would Jesus Christ be a fucking pervert if he had a crisp packet on his head?
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Post by wylliejack on Jun 26, 2017 16:00:58 GMT -5
Thank you for the sun, the one that shines on everyone, who deals drugs
Now theres a million years between my fantasies and fears, IVE GOT DRUUGGGGGSSS
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Post by morning_rain on Jun 26, 2017 16:36:13 GMT -5
“I won’t die of a drug overdose or a fucking drinking habit. I’ll die of living and breathing and being in a band." Q magazine 2013
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2017 16:45:27 GMT -5
The one aboot the alien fae planet knobhead and thick as fuck. Cannae mind it but lol somevagina help a wee lassie oot gonny
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Post by dontbelievethetruth4 on Jun 26, 2017 17:40:23 GMT -5
Lovin all these. There's so many
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Post by dontbelievethetruth4 on Jun 26, 2017 17:44:47 GMT -5
"I don't have a bad word to say about Be Here Now. The only person who's got a problem with it is Noel. He wrote it, so then it's his problem."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2017 17:46:23 GMT -5
"If you think i´m over the moon to be here you focking tripping."
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Post by dontbelievethetruth4 on Jun 26, 2017 18:07:11 GMT -5
"Listen up fat fuck as a real Northerner I was brought up to say shit to people’s faces not behind their back. Live forever LG.”
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2017 18:33:43 GMT -5
The one aboot the alien fae planet knobhead and thick as fuck. Cannae mind it but lol somevagina help a wee lassie oot gonny Do you believe in aliens? "Mmmm. Course I do.. I'm not frightened by them though, I'm as smart as them. Probably thick as fuck, aren't' they? Big goggly-eyed big head, man, they haven't got a fucking clue, if they did they would come out and sort us out because we're as thick as fuck. I'm not frightened of them." Do you fancy space travel? "I'm well up for it. Only if I could get back, though, I wouldn't want to get lost in space. Fancy just nipping in and nipping out, just check it out. I'd do their fuckin' heads in, them aliens, man. Freak 'em right out. They'd be like (puts on Mash Means Smash alien voice), 'Farking hell, farking hell! Let's get back to Planet Knob!' I'd do their heads in, me, frighten the life out of them! That's why they haven't landed yet. They're going (for some reason these now are Cockney aliens) 'Fuck that, cant' land while he's about!' I'd take them out and get them fucking slaughtered. I would make them turn green then!" Also: "If I saw an alien I'd tell it to fuck right off because whatever planet he came from they wouldn't have the Beatles or any decent fucking music." Great stuff
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Post by cloudburster on Jun 26, 2017 19:08:46 GMT -5
The one aboot the alien fae planet knobhead and thick as fuck. Cannae mind it but lol somevagina help a wee lassie oot gonny Do you believe in aliens? "Mmmm. Course I do.. I'm not frightened by them though, I'm as smart as them. Probably thick as fuck, aren't' they? Big goggly-eyed big head, man, they haven't got a fucking clue, if they did they would come out and sort us out because we're as thick as fuck. I'm not frightened of them." Do you fancy space travel? "I'm well up for it. Only if I could get back, though, I wouldn't want to get lost in space. Fancy just nipping in and nipping out, just check it out. I'd do their fuckin' heads in, them aliens, man. Freak 'em right out. They'd be like (puts on Mash Means Smash alien voice), 'Farking hell, farking hell! Let's get back to Planet Knob!' I'd do their heads in, me, frighten the life out of them! That's why they haven't landed yet. They're going (for some reason these now are Cockney aliens) 'Fuck that, cant' land while he's about!' I'd take them out and get them fucking slaughtered. I would make them turn green then!" Also: "If I saw an alien I'd tell it to fuck right off because whatever planet he came from they wouldn't have the Beatles or any decent fucking music." Great stuff He's what would happen if you gave Karl Pilkington speed.
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Post by birthdaycakes7 on Jun 26, 2017 21:09:14 GMT -5
"There's no such thing as as bad press remember that you FAT FUCK as you're tucking into your ninth bag of HARIBOS x"
also the one under my picture
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Post by dontbelievethetruth4 on Jun 26, 2017 21:16:15 GMT -5
The one aboot the alien fae planet knobhead and thick as fuck. Cannae mind it but lol somevagina help a wee lassie oot gonny Do you believe in aliens? "Mmmm. Course I do.. I'm not frightened by them though, I'm as smart as them. Probably thick as fuck, aren't' they? Big goggly-eyed big head, man, they haven't got a fucking clue, if they did they would come out and sort us out because we're as thick as fuck. I'm not frightened of them." Do you fancy space travel? "I'm well up for it. Only if I could get back, though, I wouldn't want to get lost in space. Fancy just nipping in and nipping out, just check it out. I'd do their fuckin' heads in, them aliens, man. Freak 'em right out. They'd be like (puts on Mash Means Smash alien voice), 'Farking hell, farking hell! Let's get back to Planet Knob!' I'd do their heads in, me, frighten the life out of them! That's why they haven't landed yet. They're going (for some reason these now are Cockney aliens) 'Fuck that, cant' land while he's about!' I'd take them out and get them fucking slaughtered. I would make them turn green then!" Also: "If I saw an alien I'd tell it to fuck right off because whatever planet he came from they wouldn't have the Beatles or any decent fucking music." Great stuff and we have a winner lol
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Post by MacaRonic on Jun 27, 2017 3:29:48 GMT -5
“I’d like to f***ing hang Robbie Williams onstage. What’s he done to me this time? Nothing. He’s just somebody I’d like to hang.”
“I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.”
On Pete Doherty: “What does the word Libertine mean? Freedom! He’s in the corner doing smack with a helmet on his head. There’s nothing free about that. It’s nasty.”
On Ozzy Osbourne: “How come everyone thinks he’s great? He’s a bit of a fooking mong, if you ask me.”
On Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong: “Fuck right off. I’m not having him. I just don’t like his head.”
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Post by justaroundmidnight on Jun 27, 2017 3:57:52 GMT -5
"If you're not confident then you're a fucking bag of pork scratchings"
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Post by bringmethemonkey on Jun 27, 2017 5:05:27 GMT -5
I’m not here to get fucking things thrown at me – fucking coconut stall
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2017 6:06:56 GMT -5
D you know what I mean?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2017 9:41:27 GMT -5
You look like a dove
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Post by wylliejack on Jun 27, 2017 10:51:18 GMT -5
Turn that fooking shit fog machine off
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2017 16:29:11 GMT -5
"It was to be you with that weird haircut, how many haircuts do you have there?"
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Post by Bellboy on Jun 27, 2017 16:34:31 GMT -5
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