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Post by daysleeper on May 16, 2007 9:45:43 GMT -5
gather round children and i shall tell ye a tale... i cast my eyes yonder, gazing across the public house..... mine eyes resting upon a sight ne'er seen before. No man, nor woman.... but a ladyboy! well my brothers, at first glance, twas a woman. second glance, a woman. Third glance.... well mistakes could have been made.... But after a fourth glance (and some insightful words from my cohort) the revelation struck me! on closer inspection, a bulge heaved out of her dress like an iceberg out of the sea! which begged the timeless question, my brothers - which fucking toilet do pre-op trannys piss in?  ;D i was impressed..... where i live, isnt normally so liberal. An openly gay and transexual night.... practically unheard of! Maybe people are finally waking up... |
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Post by heartsfuzzhospital on May 16, 2007 9:59:38 GMT -5
Would you?
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Post by webm@ster on May 16, 2007 10:09:39 GMT -5
my question is what were you doing in a trannsy toilet  |
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Post by daysleeper on May 16, 2007 10:11:17 GMT -5
of course not, im a married man ;D  i think you know the answer to that one! lol. he had a proper barbie doll look going on - thin, tanned, blonde hair. From a distance i wouldnt have been able to tell. But up close.... everything was very clear ;D still, probs the most convincing tran i've seen since that bird on the Sky TV show - did you see her? it was a few years ago like. Everyone was amazed by him/her! |
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Post by daysleeper on May 16, 2007 10:12:17 GMT -5
my question is what were you doing in a trannsy toilet cleaning it..... my new job is less glamourous than previously implied... |
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Post by heartsfuzzhospital on May 16, 2007 10:22:57 GMT -5
of course not, im a married man ;D i think you know the answer to that one! lol. he had a proper barbie doll look going on - thin, tanned, blonde hair. From a distance i wouldnt have been able to tell. But up close.... everything was very clear ;D still, probs the most convincing tran i've seen since that bird on the Sky TV show - did you see her? it was a few years ago like. Everyone was amazed by him/her! Ah yeah, Miriam or something wasn't it? He/She was VERY convincing! I remember the uproar from the contestants who had been intimate with it  |
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Post by wankinginthebushes on May 16, 2007 10:55:15 GMT -5
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Post by daysleeper on May 16, 2007 11:03:43 GMT -5
thats just ridiculously convincing.... i'd rather shag Miriam than a fat bird - thats for sure ;D anyone know if she'd had the op yet? just out of curiousity the contestants tried suing the program makers didnt they? haha. well caught out. It was all macho tough guys as well - made it all the funnier ;D |
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Post by eva on May 16, 2007 12:58:54 GMT -5
aw... aren't you a poet, DS? that first post is like music to my eyes ;D |
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Post by Linnhe on May 16, 2007 13:38:50 GMT -5
And they're so good a putting on make-up. Where do they learn all that I wonder? |
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Post by lionsden® on May 16, 2007 17:52:01 GMT -5
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Post by Billy Davey ツ on May 16, 2007 18:11:26 GMT -5
lol ;D
how many photos of him do you have? ;D
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Post by lionsden® on May 16, 2007 18:17:37 GMT -5
Oh I've got a few |
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Post by Idol on May 16, 2007 20:26:13 GMT -5
aw... aren't you a poet, DS? that first post is like music to my eyes ;D *ears. |
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Post by daysleeper on May 16, 2007 20:51:45 GMT -5
aw... aren't you a poet, DS? that first post is like music to my eyes ;D i was wondering when someone was gonna say that! ;D still cant quite work out why im such a crap lyricist  lol i like ye old english though. It doth enrich mine soul akin to the summer sun enriching and nurturing the newly formed, quivering rosebuds.... ;D reet, where's me porn.... |
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Post by caro on May 17, 2007 3:28:06 GMT -5
looks like DS has had his first encouter with a mirror  |
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Post by Spider on May 18, 2007 10:53:09 GMT -5
aw... aren't you a poet, DS? that first post is like music to my eyes ;D i was wondering when someone was gonna say that! ;D still cant quite work out why im such a crap lyricist lol i like ye old english though. It doth enrich mine soul akin to the summer sun enriching and nurturing the newly formed, quivering rosebuds.... ;D reet, where's me porn.... Sounds more like Alex from Clockwork Orange to me! Are you off to listen to a bit of Ludwig van while having a bit of the old in out? |
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Post by eva on May 21, 2007 15:36:10 GMT -5
aw... aren't you a poet, DS? that first post is like music to my eyes ;D *ears. well, I can't hear his post, can I? |
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Post by Idol on May 21, 2007 19:55:53 GMT -5
It doesn't make any sense either way.
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Quality.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2018 18:50:33 GMT -5
Where did ya pluck this shite thread from?
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Post by crisppacket on Mar 30, 2018 18:53:18 GMT -5
Trans if you wanna trans, please posters take a chance
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2018 18:55:13 GMT -5
It was me
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i think you know the answer to that one! lol. he had a proper barbie doll look going on - thin, tanned, blonde hair. From a distance i wouldnt have been able to tell. But up close.... everything was very clear ;D
lol
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