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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Oct 23, 2016 0:09:59 GMT -5
We are winning folks, and we're going to continue to win. We're going to win, it's going to be YUGE. The Top 40 is big league, and we're winning big league. We have competition from weaker artists like Adele and Ke$ha - who, by the way, spells her name with a dollar sign. The only dollar signs she'll be seeing are those from me as we beat her to number one. I will make billions, and billions of dollars. We're going to beat her so bad. And we're going to be number one again, and it's going to be so good. So good.
Be Here Now? Standing On The Shoulder of Giants? Heathen Chemistry? They all built a wall separating our fans and the music industry and everyone else. And you know who paid for that wall? Sony paid for the wall. Sony! But folks, I welcome anyone who wants to join us and make musical history again, but only if they are legitimate. I welcome healthy migration to my growing following - and we're growing by the thousands each day.
But I caution - and the horror is beyond description - Radiohead and their listeners will be the greatest Trojan Horse of all time. We need to keep them and Coldplay followers far, far away. People tell me that Be Here Now is so divisive, but if it keeps the likes of Chris Martin away then that's all I can ask for. I can't ask for any more. No more. That is me doing my job - the job everyone has asked me to do. We need to ban all student, intellectual, boring, characterless, and attitudeless music. Bad bands keep pouring in, and we don't know what we're doing. Simon Cowell doesn't know what he's doing. We need a complete ban of bad music. We will vet all the bands. But it’s an assault on the ability of free people to live their lives, and love my band, love my music. It’s an attack on the right of every single listener to only listen to good music. So good the music will be again. So good.
But speaking of Chris Martin - Did you see what Gwyneth Platrow did? She divorced poor, whiny, little Chris. Poor little Chris. But she is a such a nasty woman. Actually, she is very, very evil. Very evil. But I respect women, I do. No one respects women more than me. RKID only marries women who are 8 or above, and I respect that. I did kiss Nicole once - I admit, she is hot folks, believe me so very hot - but I did get a massive whack of the cricket bat when Liam found out. But it was worth it. Totally werth it.
I don't understand what's going on in the world of music today. Justin Bieber? Drake? The JO-NAS BROTH-ERS? All bad hombres. No one else calls it what it is, but it's all terrible music and they continue assaulting our airwaves. Our ears are victims. And I will stop it. I will stop it folks. No más.
And Pitchfork? I don't read Pitchfork. I'm not friends with the Pitchfork editor. Pitchfork called me a puppet the other day. No, Pitchfork is the puppet. They are the puppet. Puppet! I don't have the long nose folks - I'm the real boy. The real deal. So real I assure you. I wasn't the one who rated The Masterplan a 3.7. The Masterplan is nothing short of a 10, let me tell you it is great. It is better than great. It's even better than Definitely Maybe. And Definitely Maybe is greater than great.
Gone are the dark days of Liam, Andy, and Gem writing songs. The worst policy ever enacted was Band Diplomacy - it was a catastrophe. We need to make sure that LAG never makes a studio contribution again - I will repeal that decision and replace it with only Noel-written material. We will be big again, so big that Bono will be supporting my band and we will shoot U2 and likewise bands down like the Soviets did to those planes during the Cold War. That's why we need to befriend the Russians. I personally witnessed Vladimir Putin rocking hard core at the Moscow Music Peace Festival when he was patrolling with the KGB. I had even more orange hair back then, you wouldn't even believe. But if we're friends now with Russia we can work together on this. Have you heard Smyslovye Gallyutsinatsii? I have. And let me tell you - they are the Russian Oasis but not as good because nothing is better, nothing is greater than Oasis. Nothing. Because Oasis is pretty great. So great. So YUGE. YUGER than when at Knebworth.
The next record will be so great too, so big, so YUGE. I will make music great again, I will make Oasis great again, and I will make all the listeners great again. You better believe me. So great. So great.
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Post by NicOasis on Oct 23, 2016 1:24:37 GMT -5
Yawn.
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Post by guigsysEstring on Oct 23, 2016 1:28:49 GMT -5
Good morning Nigel good to hear you're sounding positive
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Post by eva on Oct 23, 2016 6:28:15 GMT -5
tl/dr
also, the title as a Trump reference? Disgusting
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Post by guigsysEstring on Oct 23, 2016 7:51:46 GMT -5
tl/dr also, the title as a Trump reference? Disgusting Actually took it as a dangers of energy drink overload myself
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2016 8:51:04 GMT -5
[Anxiously waiting for it to be PlayPenned]
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Post by mimmihopps on Oct 23, 2016 9:18:43 GMT -5
Had to pull this legendary feck's avatar.
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Post by elroymeltzer on Oct 23, 2016 9:19:47 GMT -5
We are winning folks, and we're going to continue to win. We're going to win, it's going to be YUGE. The Top 40 is big league, and we're winning big league. We have competition from weaker artists like Adele and Ke$ha - who, by the way, spells her name with a dollar sign. The only dollar signs she'll be seeing are those from me as we beat her to number one. I will make billions, and billions of dollars. We're going to beat her so bad. And we're going to be number one again, and it's going to be so good. So good. Be Here Now? Standing On The Shoulder of Giants? Heathen Chemistry? They all built a wall separating our fans and the music industry and everyone else. And you know who paid for that wall? Sony paid for the wall. Sony! But folks, I welcome anyone who wants to join us and make musical history again, but only if they are legitimate. I welcome healthy migration to my growing following - and we're growing by the thousands each day. But I caution - and the horror is beyond description - Radiohead and their listeners will be the greatest Trojan Horse of all time. We need to keep them and Coldplay followers far, far away. People tell me that Be Here Now is so divisive, but if it keeps the likes of Chris Martin away then that's all I can ask for. I can't ask for any more. No more. That is me doing my job - the job everyone has asked me to do. We need to ban all student, intellectual, boring, characterless, and attitudeless music. Bad bands keep pouring in, and we don't know what we're doing. Simon Cowell doesn't know what he's doing. We need a complete ban of bad music. We will vet all the bands. But it’s an assault on the ability of free people to live their lives, and love my band, love my music. It’s an attack on the right of every single listener to only listen to good music. So good the music will be again. So good. But speaking of Chris Martin - Did you see what Gwyneth Platrow did? She divorced poor, whiny, little Chris. Poor little Chris. But she is a such a nasty woman. Actually, she is very, very evil. Very evil. But I respect women, I do. No one respects women more than me. RKID only marries women who are 8 or above, and I respect that. I did kiss Nicole once - I admit, she is hot folks, believe me so very hot - but I did get a massive whack of the cricket bat when Liam found out. But it was worth it. Totally werth it. I don't understand what's going on in the world of music today. Justin Bieber? Drake? The JO-NAS BROTH-ERS? All bad hombres. No one else calls it what it is, but it's all terrible music and they continue assaulting our airwaves. Our ears are victims. And I will stop it. I will stop it folks. No más. And Pitchfork? I don't read Pitchfork. I'm not friends with the Pitchfork editor. Pitchfork called me a puppet the other day. No, Pitchfork is the puppet. They are the puppet. Puppet! I don't have the long nose folks - I'm the real boy. The real deal. So real I assure you. I wasn't the one who rated The Masterplan a 3.7. The Masterplan is nothing short of a 10, let me tell you it is great. It is better than great. It's even better than Definitely Maybe. And Definitely Maybe is greater than great. Gone are the dark days of Liam, Andy, and Gem writing songs. The worst policy ever enacted was Band Diplomacy - it was a catastrophe. We need to make sure that LAG never makes a studio contribution again - I will repeal that decision and replace it with only Noel-written material. We will be big again, so big that Bono will be supporting my band and we will shoot U2 and likewise bands down like the Soviets did to those planes during the Cold War. That's why we need to befriend the Russians. I personally witnessed Vladimir Putin rocking hard core at the Moscow Music Peace Festival when he was patrolling with the KGB. I had even more orange hair back then, you wouldn't even believe. But if we're friends now with Russia we can work together on this. Have you heard Smyslovye Gallyutsinatsii? I have. And let me tell you - they are the Russian Oasis but not as good because nothing is better, nothing is greater than Oasis. Nothing. Because Oasis is pretty great. So great. So YUGE. YUGER than when at Knebworth. The next record will be so great too, so big, so YUGE. I will make music great again, I will make Oasis great again, and I will make all the listeners great again. You better believe me. So great. So great. You're everything I hate about this forum. Such a fuckin loser.
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Post by underneaththesky on Oct 23, 2016 9:30:48 GMT -5
people moaning and all that you think they're better than him? fuck's sake, you just read the whole thing? you can have a word about it.. wah! you're seriously damaged from this life if you have something to complain about this none sense post. he's having a fucking laugh and you're taking it seriously? go talk about Liam's voice in some other thread and be miserable. and Guig's E string.. just realized... he was the best at it. and I fucking love it. cheers to you- where you are on this planet
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Post by oasisserbia on Oct 23, 2016 10:03:56 GMT -5
Dear Beady's Mighty Eye, I hope that like from me is enough, I see that you made an effort but I really can't be arsed to read all that.
Best regards
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Post by andrewmattcoles on Oct 23, 2016 10:19:15 GMT -5
Sometimes I wish I had chosen blur
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2016 10:31:13 GMT -5
Sometimes I wish I had chosen blur If by that you mean you wish you'd never have to read threads like this one, then I feel you, mate.
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Post by andrewmattcoles on Oct 23, 2016 10:58:37 GMT -5
Sometimes I wish I had chosen blur If by that you mean you wish you'd never have to read threads like this one, then I feel you, mate. It's the times when his carer lets him post unsupervised when things get really bad!!
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Post by primus420vidz on Oct 23, 2016 12:13:04 GMT -5
MAGA 100%!!!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2016 15:03:12 GMT -5
I think it's time for another 'What If...' thread.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2016 15:21:16 GMT -5
I think it's time for another 'What If...' thread. plz more "What If" threads, I want to have new stuff to look at on PlayPen.
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Post by Flatulence Panic on Oct 25, 2016 18:44:42 GMT -5
We are winning folks, and we're going to continue to win. We're going to win, it's going to be YUGE. The Top 40 is big league, and we're winning big league. We have competition from weaker artists like Adele and Ke$ha - who, by the way, spells her name with a dollar sign. The only dollar signs she'll be seeing are those from me as we beat her to number one. I will make billions, and billions of dollars. We're going to beat her so bad. And we're going to be number one again, and it's going to be so good. So good. Be Here Now? Standing On The Shoulder of Giants? Heathen Chemistry? They all built a wall separating our fans and the music industry and everyone else. And you know who paid for that wall? Sony paid for the wall. Sony! But folks, I welcome anyone who wants to join us and make musical history again, but only if they are legitimate. I welcome healthy migration to my growing following - and we're growing by the thousands each day. But I caution - and the horror is beyond description - Radiohead and their listeners will be the greatest Trojan Horse of all time. We need to keep them and Coldplay followers far, far away. People tell me that Be Here Now is so divisive, but if it keeps the likes of Chris Martin away then that's all I can ask for. I can't ask for any more. No more. That is me doing my job - the job everyone has asked me to do. We need to ban all student, intellectual, boring, characterless, and attitudeless music. Bad bands keep pouring in, and we don't know what we're doing. Simon Cowell doesn't know what he's doing. We need a complete ban of bad music. We will vet all the bands. But it’s an assault on the ability of free people to live their lives, and love my band, love my music. It’s an attack on the right of every single listener to only listen to good music. So good the music will be again. So good. But speaking of Chris Martin - Did you see what Gwyneth Platrow did? She divorced poor, whiny, little Chris. Poor little Chris. But she is a such a nasty woman. Actually, she is very, very evil. Very evil. But I respect women, I do. No one respects women more than me. RKID only marries women who are 8 or above, and I respect that. I did kiss Nicole once - I admit, she is hot folks, believe me so very hot - but I did get a massive whack of the cricket bat when Liam found out. But it was worth it. Totally werth it. I don't understand what's going on in the world of music today. Justin Bieber? Drake? The JO-NAS BROTH-ERS? All bad hombres. No one else calls it what it is, but it's all terrible music and they continue assaulting our airwaves. Our ears are victims. And I will stop it. I will stop it folks. No más. And Pitchfork? I don't read Pitchfork. I'm not friends with the Pitchfork editor. Pitchfork called me a puppet the other day. No, Pitchfork is the puppet. They are the puppet. Puppet! I don't have the long nose folks - I'm the real boy. The real deal. So real I assure you. I wasn't the one who rated The Masterplan a 3.7. The Masterplan is nothing short of a 10, let me tell you it is great. It is better than great. It's even better than Definitely Maybe. And Definitely Maybe is greater than great. Gone are the dark days of Liam, Andy, and Gem writing songs. The worst policy ever enacted was Band Diplomacy - it was a catastrophe. We need to make sure that LAG never makes a studio contribution again - I will repeal that decision and replace it with only Noel-written material. We will be big again, so big that Bono will be supporting my band and we will shoot U2 and likewise bands down like the Soviets did to those planes during the Cold War. That's why we need to befriend the Russians. I personally witnessed Vladimir Putin rocking hard core at the Moscow Music Peace Festival when he was patrolling with the KGB. I had even more orange hair back then, you wouldn't even believe. But if we're friends now with Russia we can work together on this. Have you heard Smyslovye Gallyutsinatsii? I have. And let me tell you - they are the Russian Oasis but not as good because nothing is better, nothing is greater than Oasis. Nothing. Because Oasis is pretty great. So great. So YUGE. YUGER than when at Knebworth. The next record will be so great too, so big, so YUGE. I will make music great again, I will make Oasis great again, and I will make all the listeners great again. You better believe me. So great. So great. You make North Korea look rational.
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Post by uǝɥʇɐǝɥ on Oct 26, 2016 2:38:46 GMT -5
Donald Trump is going to win on that day you are becomming moderator of this forum.
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Post by guigsysEstring on Oct 26, 2016 6:03:55 GMT -5
Donald Trump is going to win on that day you are becomming moderator of this forum. eva won't stand for either of those outcomes
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Post by Aman on Oct 29, 2016 15:17:52 GMT -5
We are winning folks, and we're going to continue to win. We're going to win, it's going to be YUGE. The Top 40 is big league, and we're winning big league. We have competition from weaker artists like Adele and Ke$ha - who, by the way, spells her name with a dollar sign. The only dollar signs she'll be seeing are those from me as we beat her to number one. I will make billions, and billions of dollars. We're going to beat her so bad. And we're going to be number one again, and it's going to be so good. So good. Be Here Now? Standing On The Shoulder of Giants? Heathen Chemistry? They all built a wall separating our fans and the music industry and everyone else. And you know who paid for that wall? Sony paid for the wall. Sony! But folks, I welcome anyone who wants to join us and make musical history again, but only if they are legitimate. I welcome healthy migration to my growing following - and we're growing by the thousands each day. But I caution - and the horror is beyond description - Radiohead and their listeners will be the greatest Trojan Horse of all time. We need to keep them and Coldplay followers far, far away. People tell me that Be Here Now is so divisive, but if it keeps the likes of Chris Martin away then that's all I can ask for. I can't ask for any more. No more. That is me doing my job - the job everyone has asked me to do. We need to ban all student, intellectual, boring, characterless, and attitudeless music. Bad bands keep pouring in, and we don't know what we're doing. Simon Cowell doesn't know what he's doing. We need a complete ban of bad music. We will vet all the bands. But it’s an assault on the ability of free people to live their lives, and love my band, love my music. It’s an attack on the right of every single listener to only listen to good music. So good the music will be again. So good. But speaking of Chris Martin - Did you see what Gwyneth Platrow did? She divorced poor, whiny, little Chris. Poor little Chris. But she is a such a nasty woman. Actually, she is very, very evil. Very evil. But I respect women, I do. No one respects women more than me. RKID only marries women who are 8 or above, and I respect that. I did kiss Nicole once - I admit, she is hot folks, believe me so very hot - but I did get a massive whack of the cricket bat when Liam found out. But it was worth it. Totally werth it. I don't understand what's going on in the world of music today. Justin Bieber? Drake? The JO-NAS BROTH-ERS? All bad hombres. No one else calls it what it is, but it's all terrible music and they continue assaulting our airwaves. Our ears are victims. And I will stop it. I will stop it folks. No más. And Pitchfork? I don't read Pitchfork. I'm not friends with the Pitchfork editor. Pitchfork called me a puppet the other day. No, Pitchfork is the puppet. They are the puppet. Puppet! I don't have the long nose folks - I'm the real boy. The real deal. So real I assure you. I wasn't the one who rated The Masterplan a 3.7. The Masterplan is nothing short of a 10, let me tell you it is great. It is better than great. It's even better than Definitely Maybe. And Definitely Maybe is greater than great. Gone are the dark days of Liam, Andy, and Gem writing songs. The worst policy ever enacted was Band Diplomacy - it was a catastrophe. We need to make sure that LAG never makes a studio contribution again - I will repeal that decision and replace it with only Noel-written material. We will be big again, so big that Bono will be supporting my band and we will shoot U2 and likewise bands down like the Soviets did to those planes during the Cold War. That's why we need to befriend the Russians. I personally witnessed Vladimir Putin rocking hard core at the Moscow Music Peace Festival when he was patrolling with the KGB. I had even more orange hair back then, you wouldn't even believe. But if we're friends now with Russia we can work together on this. Have you heard Smyslovye Gallyutsinatsii? I have. And let me tell you - they are the Russian Oasis but not as good because nothing is better, nothing is greater than Oasis. Nothing. Because Oasis is pretty great. So great. So YUGE. YUGER than when at Knebworth. The next record will be so great too, so big, so YUGE. I will make music great again, I will make Oasis great again, and I will make all the listeners great again. You better believe me. So great. So great. You're everything I hate about this forum. Such a fuckin loser. That's a bit harsh lol.
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