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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Jul 24, 2015 16:35:36 GMT -5
Oh yeah, yeah..... Her absence is wondered in my mind I count the days till she is mine Can't tell other members cos they will laugh I love a member of the L4E staff I fight my way in front of the class To get the best chance of her ass I drop a poor post on the forum's floor She clicks down and playpens once more. That's what I go on this forum for Even though eva is a real bore You can call me crazy I know that she craves me That's what I go on this forum for Even though Mean Mrs. Mustard is a real bore Girlfriends I've not had plenty And even less like Miss caroThat's what I go on this forum for That's what I go on this forum for So she may look thirty-three But that doesn't bother me lionsden® is working out of town I find a reason to go round I login to Facebook to see her home And imagine she's alone I daydream of her in her underwear I can't help but stop and stare That's what I go on this forum for Even though webm@ster is a real bore You can call me crazy I know that she craves me That's what I go on this forum for Even though Guy Fawkes is a real bore Girlfriends I've not had plenty And even less like Miss caroThat's what I go on this forum for That's what I go on this forum for Everyone that she moderates all day knows caro is looking at me in a different way I guess that's why my posts are getting so high I can see those tell tale signs telling me that I was on your mind I could see that you want to playpen me more when you told me that I'm what you don't go on this forum for I'm what you don't go on the forum for She's packed her posts, her involvement's sunk Looks like she's picked herself a hunk We surf past Live4ever to say goodbye glider and Lennon2217, they can't believe their eyes. That's what I go on this forum for Even though @keizer is a real bore You can call me crazy I know that she craves me That's what I go on this forum for Even though scott1 a real bore Girlfriends I've not had plenty Even less like Miss caroThat's what I go on this forum for That's what I go on this forum for caro, you're so fit. And you know it. And I only dream of you. Cos my life's such a bitch. But you can change it. |
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Post by Mean Mrs. Mustard on Jul 24, 2015 16:43:09 GMT -5
I can see why you've not had many girlfriends when reading this, yes.
Hmmm wonder how long til this gets playpenned
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Post by glider on Jul 24, 2015 16:49:23 GMT -5
I fight my way to front of class
To get the best view of her ass Dropping rhymes out of the sky, complete fire!  Download Beady’s Here Now's newest mixtape today! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2015 16:52:33 GMT -5
This is almost good enough to make it onto a One Direction album. Almost.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2015 16:55:43 GMT -5
You should record an album.
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Post by defmaybe00 on Jul 24, 2015 16:57:54 GMT -5
Best
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2015 17:02:54 GMT -5
Beady’s Here Now is the only god that I would ever need. That's why I ended up an atheist.
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Post by Guy Fawkes on Jul 24, 2015 17:19:45 GMT -5
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Post by eva on Jul 24, 2015 17:42:52 GMT -5
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Post by The Milkman & The Riverman on Jul 24, 2015 18:11:56 GMT -5
I can hear Mccartney's influences there. Good job. It sounds like early Beatles.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2015 18:13:22 GMT -5
I can hear Mccartney's influences there. Good job. It sounds like early Beatles. How much did he pay you?  |
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Post by The Milkman & The Riverman on Jul 24, 2015 18:17:23 GMT -5
I can hear Mccartney's influences there. Good job. It sounds like early Beatles. How much did he pay you? No, seriously. Repetitive cheap rhymes about love,that's The Beatles.  Look, on paper, that's the same kind of shit : She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You think you lost your love When I saw her yesterday It's you she's thinking of And she told me what to say She says she loves you And you know that can't be bad Yes, she loves you And you know you should be glad She said you hurt her so She almost lost her mind And now she says she knows You're not the hurting kind She says she loves you And you know that can't be bad Yes, she loves you And you know you should be glad, ooh She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah And with a love like that You know you should be glad |
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Post by globe on Jul 25, 2015 2:27:43 GMT -5
Creepy bastard.
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Post by World71R on Jul 25, 2015 2:35:16 GMT -5
Cannot wait to hear Liam sing on it, and for Sardy to brickwall the fuck out of it. Nice!
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Post by carlober on Jul 25, 2015 3:19:32 GMT -5
Insert a couple of "niggas" and a dozen "bitches" and it could be a Kanye West song.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2015 3:28:51 GMT -5
Insert a couple of "niggas" and a dozen "bitches" and it could be a Kanye West song. I think you're being a bit harsh there. It's not quite that bad. |
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Post by Elie De Beaufour 🐴 on Jul 25, 2015 10:21:53 GMT -5
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Post by mystoryisgory on Jul 27, 2015 1:52:54 GMT -5
That's why caro avoids this forum like the plague. |
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Post by mystoryisgory on Jul 27, 2015 1:56:02 GMT -5
Oh btw, Beady’s Here Now, you really should send this to Noel so he can record this for his third album!! Nothing like a good lyric courtesy Beady’s Here Now and an amazing melody and riff from the Chief!! Beady/Gallagher!! You'll go on to become the most celebrated songwriting partnership since Lennon/McCartney!! |
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Post by themanwithnoname on Jul 27, 2015 6:49:32 GMT -5
I'm ashamed I realised where these lyrics are from...
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Jul 27, 2015 7:16:41 GMT -5
I'm ashamed I realised where these lyrics are from... Like all good artists, I take other songs, make them better, and make them mine. |
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Post by scott1 on Jul 29, 2015 8:18:34 GMT -5
A new pinnacle of forum posts has been reached here.
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Post by scott1 on Jul 29, 2015 9:37:17 GMT -5
Actually, Beady’s Here Now, your threads lately remind me of a guy who used to post here. His name was NL4E, except his stuff was miles better. You should check him out. |
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Apr 14, 2016 21:03:26 GMT -5
Thread of the fookin' century, this. Top.
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Post by boneheadsbolero on Apr 14, 2016 22:21:05 GMT -5
I'd run out of things to say on this site then I come upon this
thread. Oy vey. I still don't have anything useful to say but
neither does Beady Man and that doesn't stop him so why
should I let it stop me? I don't know who this Caro person is
but I hope she ran far, far away when she saw the poem. It's
not terrible but it's no "Gaping Prolapsed Anus" either which
I think was the last thing I wrote here. Anyways, forget this
Caro chick, Beady Man. I give you something much better than
Miss Caro, much better than Babymetal and much better than
Japanese porno..... I give you the ultimate Korean cooch.
Enjoy! Pound your pud if you must. I'm considering pounding
mine but that's another post for another time.
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