The Wanking Man (Read 5,148 times)

[Beady’s Here Now]

It's nine o'clock on a Thursday
The regular members shuffle in
There's old lionsden® sitting next to me
Making love to his hand and sin

He says, "webm@ster can you tell me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's horny and sweet
And I knew it complete
When I wore a prostitute's clothes"

Give us some porn, you're the wanking man
Give us some porn tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a wankathon
And you've got us feeling alright

Now eva at the adult store is a friend of mine
She gets me my magazines for free
And she's quick with the smut, especially the one with big butts,
But there's someplace that she'd rather be.

She says, "caro, I believe this is killing me"
As a smile ran away from her face
"Well, I'm sure that I could be an adult movie star
If I could get out of this place"

Now UGHF is a real exhibitionist
Who never had time for any clothes
And he's talking with eva Fawkes (Read: "Navin Johnson"), who wanks near Wisconsin
And probably will do so for life

And gdforever is practicing sex & politics
As kalas slowly gets boned
Yes they're sharing a wank they call worthiness
And it's better than wanking alone

Give us some porn, you're the wanking man
Give us some porn, tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a wankathon
And you've got us feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Thursday
And @bigevil gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me that he's been coming to see
To forget about life for a while

And the porn sounds like a carnival
And the sex smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say "Man, Beady’s Here Now, what are you doing here?"

Give us some porn, webm@ster
Give us some porn, tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a wankathon
And you've got us feeling alright

[Lennon2217]

Oct 10, 2013 19:40:25 GMT -5 Beady’s Here Now said:

It's nine o'clock on a Thursday
The regular members shuffle in
There's old lionsden® sitting next to me
Making love to his hand and sin

He says, "webm@ster can you tell me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's horny and sweet
And I knew it complete
When I wore a prostitute's clothes"

Give us some porn, you're the wanking man
Give us some porn tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a wankathon
And you've got us feeling alright

Now eva at the adult store is a friend of mine
She gets me my magazines for free
And she's quick with the smut, especially the one with big butts,
But there's someplace that she'd rather be.

She says, "caro, I believe this is killing me"
As a smile ran away from her face
"Well, I'm sure that I could be an adult movie star
If I could get out of this place"

Now UGHF is a real exhibitionist
Who never had time for any clothes
And he's talking with eva Fawkes, who wanks near Wisconsin
And probably will do so for life

And gdforever is practicing sex & politics
As kalas slowly gets boned
Yes they're sharing a wank they call worthiness
And it's better than wanking alone

Give us some porn, you're the wanking man
Give us some porn, tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a wankathon
And you've got us feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Thursday
And @bigevil gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me that he's been coming to see
To forget about life for a while

And the porn sounds like a carnival
And the sex smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say "Man, Beady’s Here Now, what are you doing here?"

Give us some porn, webm@ster
Give us some porn, tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a wankathon
And you've got us feeling alright

[matt]

This is really pathetic now, I can't be the only one to be sick to the back teeth of these shit threads from NL4E.

Attention seeking in real life is sad but on a forum is beyond belief.

[MG]

Oct 10, 2013 20:33:36 GMT -5 matt said:

This is really pathetic now, I can't be the only one to be sick to the back teeth of these shit threads from NL4E.

Attention seeking in real life is sad but on a forum is beyond belief.

Nope! I think he is the only one who finds his threads amusing/funny. It's one of the reasons I am not a regular poster anymore, with constant dross like this post which is just as annoying as all the little girly fights that went on and the lack of interesting threads I now only scan the forum quickly before switching websites.

It's a pity really, I know people come and go and I don't like seeing threads every other week saying "remember X", "What ever happened to Y", "Z was real funny
, I miss his posts", "This place use to be good" etc. Reminiscing about old days are well and good but I feel it puts off new members who then feel out of "the loop". But shit like this is not going to help at all.

There's even a thread crying why one of his posts got play penned, as as LIB pointed out, he has 2 funny points in his long list, this imo is enough to merit the move off the lounge. Also over half of the last 20 threads in the play pen live4evr created, go figure...

[tomlivesforever]

He is spam.

[eva]

Does anyone remember that Family Guy episode where there was a british guy* who kept telling all these bad jokes?
My kingdom for a gif out of Peter's reaction, adjusting his glasses and going all "ssshh". That would be the perfect reply to any NL4E thread.



* I'm not saying you're brit, NL4E, we all know you are American, except when it's not convenient

[Lennon2217]

Oct 11, 2013 6:13:02 GMT -5 eva said:

Does anyone remember that Family Guy episode where there was a british guy* who kept telling all these bad jokes?
My kingdom for a gif out of Peter's reaction, adjusting his glasses and going all "ssshh". That would be the perfect reply to any NL4E thread.



* I'm not saying you're brit, NL4E, we all know you are American, except when it's not convenient

His posts also remind me of Buzz Killington. Not sure if you mean this guy or not.

[eva]

Oct 11, 2013 7:36:02 GMT -5 Lennon2217 said:

Oct 11, 2013 6:13:02 GMT -5 eva said:

Does anyone remember that Family Guy episode where there was a british guy* who kept telling all these bad jokes?
My kingdom for a gif out of Peter's reaction, adjusting his glasses and going all "ssshh". That would be the perfect reply to any NL4E thread.



* I'm not saying you're brit, NL4E, we all know you are American, except when it's not convenient

His posts also remind me of Buzz Killington. Not sure if you mean this guy or not.

Yes! That's the guy

[eva]

This is the scene I had floating in my head



Someone make a gif of those last few seconds, please

[MG]

[scott1]

Wow.

[shinealight]

There' s some real talent hidden in that guy