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Post by awesomepossum on May 29, 2013 1:12:18 GMT -5
Shine a Light = Desire (U2)
Dont Brother Me = Give Peace a Chance/Wont Let you down reworked ...7 minutes??? Be here now syndrome all over again.
I'm Just Saying = Swamp Song/Eyeball Tickler or anything off Be Here Now played by an Oasis cover band...7 minutes long wtf !!!! IT GOES NOWHERE!!!
Soon Comes Tomorrow = Pink Floyd cover band
Face The Crowd = Just about theee most horrible song you will ever hear in your life...I have heard Oasis cover bands come up with better songs than this....I am still cringing!
Soul Love = To Be Where There's Life acoustic version/tomorrow comes today by Gorillaz
Iz Rite = meeeeeeehhh (would have been a b-side on any Oasis mkII post 2000)
Ballroom Figured = I read the news today oh boy !!!
Second Bite of the Apple = Dirty Day by U2
Flick of the finger = ...you'll get your mucky fingers burned!!! ..that aside a decent track!
Start Anew ...album version sucks...acoustic version is surprisingly brilliant!!!
personally...I was expecting something more. Completely unoriginal and stale.
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Post by Teal on May 29, 2013 1:25:29 GMT -5
personally...I was expecting something more. Completely unoriginal and stale. Like your review.
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Post by psj3809 on May 29, 2013 1:32:30 GMT -5
Great review awesomepossum, superb. Hope you stick around so we can get some more of your great reviews
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Post by Ash & Debris on May 29, 2013 1:40:40 GMT -5
A bit harsh on the rating there, but you raise a lot of great points in your actual review.
You'll probably get labelled as a troll though because of the click-bait thread title.
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Post by Teal on May 29, 2013 1:59:52 GMT -5
^ Hey, come on... If you're going to write a review you could at least describe the songs better instead of saying things like "worst song you will ever hear" or "FAIL!!!." I'm not defending the songs because there were some I think rock and some I think are very poor but he could've at least tried not to sound like a troll if he wanted us to take his thoughts seriously. I would've liked to hear more about Soon Comes Tomorrow sounding like Pink Floyd or comparisons with Dirty Day and 2nd Bite. He made no good points because (to me) seems he assumes anyone reading the review already heard the songs and will get his = comparisons without him having to describe anything. For starters if you're reviewing an album track by track you could list the songs in order.
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Post by BEng on May 29, 2013 2:04:09 GMT -5
Giving your review 0.5/10 made your review a joke. Come on, if you want people to take you seriously at least give 3/10 or so if you think it's that bad. Else I'll just asume you're a troll... It baffles me why so many people take the time on a Beady Eye fan forum to slate them. Critisism is allowed of course, but there's no need for these ludicrous hatefull, "written by a 15 year old" reviews
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Post by Bruno on May 29, 2013 2:22:15 GMT -5
Totally unnecessary thread this, you could've just posted your review in any one of the 10,000 threads on this topic.
The 0.5/10 rating is outrageous so please if this isn't trolling then I don't know what is.
Obviously you enjoy getting a reaction out of people otherwise you wouldn't have started a thread by giving the album a 0.5/10. You know if you were an actual fan not just a troll you wouldn't have given such a review based on songs from a phone recording might I add. Even the Oasis/Noel/BE songs that I don't like never get such a bad review.
I feel really sorry for saps like you who's only thrill in life is coming on to an internet forum and putting things down just to rile up people. It's quite sad really.
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Post by oneeye on May 29, 2013 2:22:56 GMT -5
You're an idiot.
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Post by psj3809 on May 29, 2013 2:23:58 GMT -5
I feel really sorry for saps like you who's only thrill in life is coming on to an internet forum and putting things just to rile up people. It's quite sad really. Hear hear ! If people dont like the album after a few listens (crazy) and after listening to some poor iphone recording (ridiculous) then okay its up to them. But even magazines dont give out those sorts of review scores, just stupid. But at the end of the day i think someone wants some attention ! Didnt mummy give you enough cuddles or something ? Yep lets create a new thread to get some attention , give it a stupid 0.5/10 score and 'laugh' as fans are annoyed at the stupid review.
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2013 2:26:35 GMT -5
i doubt this review will change the world. don't get so worked up about it give peace a chance
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Post by psj3809 on May 29, 2013 2:30:23 GMT -5
You say that but this review is of such great quality its been used by Fox, Sky and USA Today it's that good.
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Post by uǝɥʇɐǝɥ on May 29, 2013 2:55:15 GMT -5
Shine a Light = Desire (U2) Dont Brother Me = Give Peace a Chance/Wont Let you down reworked ...7 minutes??? Be here now syndrome all over again. I'm Just Saying = Swamp Song/Eyeball Tickler or anything off Be Here Now played by an Oasis cover band...7 minutes long wtf !!!! IT GOES NOWHERE!!! Soon Comes Tomorrow = Pink Floyd cover band Face The Crowd = Just about theee most horrible song you will ever hear in your life...I am still cringing! Soul Love = To Be Where There's Life acoustic version/tomorrow comes today by Gorillaz Iz Rite = meeeeeeehhh (would have been a b-side on any Oasis mkII post 2000) Ballroom Figured = I read the news today oh boy !!! FAIL!!!! Second Bite of the Apple = Dirty Day by U2 Flick of the finger = ...you'll get your mucky fingers burned!!! ..that aside a decent track! Start Anew ...album version sucks...acoustic version is surprisingly brilliant!!! personally...I was expecting something more. Completely unoriginal and stale. ... and the blockade goes on!
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Post by andycoleoasis on May 29, 2013 3:18:04 GMT -5
Playpen?
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Post by skinfullofdope on May 29, 2013 3:26:08 GMT -5
0.5/10 for this pointless thread!the guy is clueless!!!
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Post by Bob on May 29, 2013 7:16:56 GMT -5
Did you look down at your cock and use the measurement to rate the album?
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Post by awesomepossum on May 29, 2013 21:20:20 GMT -5
I am a huuuuge Oasis fan,no trolling here..and I was actually looking forward to listen to what Gem, Andy and Liam would put out. I let DGSS slide because it was Oasis leftover material and first attempt. There are a lot of things I like about the production of BE that are miles ahead and more gutsier than what Noel dared to attempt on NGHGB ,...and I do give them credit for that
But the actual songwriting and music is atrocious. Seriously...give the songs a listen. They go nowhere melody wise...they are highscream nonsense anti sing along rants on one end and too wordy on the acoustic ones. No hooks no anthems and no catchy riffs,...not that I was expecting a Black Keys like vibe but was expecting something more coherent musically speaking. I as a bit exasperated when I wrote the review. I admit 0.5 out of 10 is waaay too severe. But save from a track or two I will not be listening to this album as a whole anytime soon...which is something that I often do with NGHFB for example.
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2013 21:54:12 GMT -5
I am a huuuuge Oasis fan,no trolling here..and I was actually looking forward to listen to what Gem, Andy and Liam would put out. I let DGSS slide because it was Oasis leftover material and first attempt. There are a lot of things I like about the production of BE that are miles ahead and more gutsier than what Noel dared to attempt on NGHGB ,...and I do give them credit for that But the actual songwriting and music is atrocious. Seriously...give the songs a listen. They go nowhere melody wise...they are highscream nonsense anti sing along rants on one end and too wordy on the acoustic ones. No hooks no anthems and no catchy riffs,...not that I was expecting a Black Keys like vibe but was expecting something more coherent musically speaking. I as a bit exasperated when I wrote the review. I admit 0.5 out of 10 is waaay too severe. But save from a track or two I will not be listening to this album as a whole anytime soon...which is something that I often do with NGHFB for example. But thats kind of easy to answer: you just enjoy a different type of songs. Songwritting here is just different, its has always been the case with the boys.
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Post by heathenchemistry02 on May 29, 2013 21:54:29 GMT -5
i've browsed the album so far, and it's really good sounding, not sure how good it is yet, but it's better than that troll thread you've started. lol
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Post by awesomepossum on May 29, 2013 22:06:33 GMT -5
I guess I wanted to hear something more along the lines of the really brilliant musical moments by Liam Gem and Andy found in Turn Up The Sun, Hung In a Bad Place, Born on a different cloud, Guess God Thinks Im Abel and A Bell Will Ring that to this day remain some of my own personal favorites in the Oasis catalogue
...after hearing those songs I expected something more than the gigantic mountain of shit that is "Face the crowd"
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