NoelyG
Oasis Roadie
Posts: 434
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Post by NoelyG on Aug 26, 2003 4:49:49 GMT -5
HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 1) At lunch time, sit in you parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
7) In the memo field of all your cheque butts, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS"
8) Don't use any punctuation 9) As often as possible skip rather than walk
10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "take away."
12) Sing along at the opera
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood
16) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" 3rd time this week!!!
17) When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
18) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
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Post by daysleeper on Aug 26, 2003 10:52:14 GMT -5
;D i got this email too! very funny!
i love number 6! its my fave. but 14,10,11 are also class.
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Post by Rain on Aug 26, 2003 15:32:40 GMT -5
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Post by MG on Aug 26, 2003 17:02:27 GMT -5
;Dlmao The first and last ones are my favs
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Post by DarkWaterfalls on Sept 3, 2003 6:46:09 GMT -5
I'm already guilty of way to many of them ;D
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Post by shadowboxer on Sept 10, 2003 18:18:03 GMT -5
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Post by mape on Sept 10, 2003 19:30:21 GMT -5
haha that test was cool. my result was - 30 percent of my brain is insane
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Post by shadowboxer on Sept 10, 2003 22:04:37 GMT -5
haha that test was cool. my result was - 30 percent of my brain is insane I'm right there with ya Mapey!
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Nina
Oasis Roadie
"Profesor Jirafales, que milagro que viene por aca"
Posts: 358
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Post by Nina on Sept 10, 2003 22:50:01 GMT -5
i got 44 percent... "You may be a little crazy but we're sure you're a lot of fun at parties". i don't believe it!!!! the little voices in my head tell me that im not crazy ;D
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Post by webm@ster on Sept 10, 2003 22:56:24 GMT -5
'We're pretty sure that you're either incredibly well balanced or you lied on the test.' as all webmasters should be
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Post by mape on Sept 11, 2003 9:31:40 GMT -5
the questions dealing with matches were the best - do you light matches just to watch them burn?...
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Post by daysleeper on Sept 11, 2003 13:35:10 GMT -5
the questions dealing with matches were the best - do you light matches just to watch them burn?... lol ;D yeah - do you set fire to homes and watch them burn? hehe madness. i got 26%. But i answered yes to the 'are you immortal?' question ;D
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Post by shadowboxer on Sept 11, 2003 15:33:22 GMT -5
lol ;D yeah - do you set fire to homes and watch them burn? hehe madness. i got 26%. But i answered yes to the 'are you immortal?' question ;D you sure that wasn't 62%??
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Post by daysleeper on Sept 11, 2003 15:48:29 GMT -5
you sure that wasn't 62%?? yeah maybe it should be higher - i have several insane tendancies: i keep talking to this american woman who is soooooo cheeky to me
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Post by mape on Sept 11, 2003 20:12:46 GMT -5
i don't think you should let him back in your house unless he has "SANE" stamped on his forhead in big red letters
tell 'em bout that other friend of yours. you know the one that no one else can see but you.
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Post by kandaii on Sept 11, 2003 20:48:14 GMT -5
I got 22%... what is going on there!!!
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Post by chocolate st*rfish on Sept 12, 2003 21:24:45 GMT -5
46% i'm not insane. not a lil bit. i'm gonna have a word with the site's webhamster........... i'm not mentally disturbed; where's my baseball bat.....
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NoelyG
Oasis Roadie
Posts: 434
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Post by NoelyG on Sept 13, 2003 11:45:21 GMT -5
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I am what our government would have us believe is perfectly normal.
Whats wrong with building moutains out of mash potato
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