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Post by Elie De Beaufour π΄ on May 18, 2021 14:01:44 GMT -5
My take on all of this stupidity being shown by Swedes over JMB saying nope to Sweden: 1) Eric Raffin sat like the Eiffel Tower at Aby. Was it necessary to make him a sitting duck (to use the infamous Die Hard 2 answer)? 2) Robert Bergh suspended for rein speed up, which leaves me wondering how he could have possibly done so except for moving his arms up and down like an idiot. 3) 2007, 2008, 2010. All years JMB was suspended by Sweden,yeah he'll really come back.
TL;dr: Fuck you too Sweden.
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Post by tiger40 on May 19, 2021 12:54:38 GMT -5
Orangutans must be my favourite out of all the ape family and they're extremely cute. Bless them. πππππππππππ
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Post by tiger40 on May 19, 2021 12:57:10 GMT -5
Sadly though they're critically endangered like all of the ape family and many other animals. πΎπΎπΎπΎπΎπΎπΎπΎπΎπΎ
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Post by tiger40 on May 19, 2021 13:00:34 GMT -5
Now that I've got WiFi I can watch things online if I want to. Mind you, I don't do it very often it's just when there's nothing on TV worth watching.
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Post by Elie De Beaufour π΄ on May 19, 2021 13:52:47 GMT -5
Another reason to boycott the Elitloppet, Richard Westerink go fuck yourself. There is a reason Dorgos and Delia have pulled out, plus it was your so called friend Goop that made me boycott every edition since that 2017. Sable Sur Sarthe, thank you.
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Post by The Escapist on May 19, 2021 14:31:37 GMT -5
I am a sugar burst like Betty Boop with all my colouring-in between the lines.
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Post by Elie De Beaufour π΄ on May 19, 2021 18:21:21 GMT -5
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline: NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN .
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.
The next day the headlines read : NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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Post by oasisserbia on May 20, 2021 11:40:37 GMT -5
If fashion is your trade Then when you're naked I guess you must be unemployed π
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Post by tiger40 on May 20, 2021 13:17:47 GMT -5
I read on the BBC entertainment pages that Glastonbury have been given a licence for a one off concert in September. However, there's still uncertainty that it might not go ahead.
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Post by tiger40 on May 20, 2021 13:26:55 GMT -5
Cows grazing in flat pastures tend to align themselves in a north-south direction. Researchers learned this after studying Google Earth images featuring a Ton of cows. The reason? They're probably just tuning into the Earth's geometric field. Basically they have built-in maps.ππππππππππππππππππππ
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Post by Elie De Beaufour π΄ on May 20, 2021 14:45:08 GMT -5
The newest charges against PC Boudot π€’π€’π€’π€’π€’
You fucking rock spider PC Boudot.
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Post by joladella on May 21, 2021 6:10:20 GMT -5
I had to pay EUR 16,00 import duties for a CD I directly bought in UK, no Amazon. Lovely, I don't think I paid much more for the CD itself! So, if next time I'm not prepared to pay that, it is one less (European) customer. Thank you Brexit!
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Post by Elie De Beaufour π΄ on May 21, 2021 8:04:10 GMT -5
And people wonder why the world keeps being locked down. Idiots marching in Australia
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Post by tiger40 on May 21, 2021 13:41:41 GMT -5
Awwwww, I saw three lovely mallard ducks (two white males and a female) outside my kitchen window at tea time walking around on the grass outside. I use to see them every day during the spring months where I used to live but not so much around here. It was really lovely to see them. Bless them. π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦
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Post by Elie De Beaufour π΄ on May 21, 2021 13:49:34 GMT -5
Bjorn Goop in hospital for drilling his temple by accident. Seems OK though.
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Post by Beadyβs Here Now on May 21, 2021 16:06:55 GMT -5
Does anyone get vividly realistic dreams that are amazing and feel very real, and then wake up immediately immensely disappointed? π
My subconscious is mocking my currently terrible life. π
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Post by Marissa on May 21, 2021 17:01:33 GMT -5
been living in my tent for the last three weeks and i've never felt this kind of inner peace. you really only need the bare minimum in life! connection to nature is everything! i'm so happy to be a crazy hippie
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Post by The Escapist on May 21, 2021 18:09:49 GMT -5
Jerome's in the house - watch your mouth!
Jerome's in the house - watch your mouth!
BAM.
(Uh-huh, honey).
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Post by Elie De Beaufour π΄ on May 22, 2021 0:46:48 GMT -5
Thank Timoko Bjorn Goop is OK. Bjornkollen went off without a hitch (though slightly druggy) Edit: Actual Bazire phone call to ST:
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Post by tiger40 on May 22, 2021 13:51:28 GMT -5
There's a jellyfish (not one of my favourite creatures)who's practically incapable of dying. Whenever the immortal jellyfish is injured, all she has to do is return to the ocean floor, where she turns her body clock back and returns to her infant state-then grows up all over again. Wow that's just amazing. π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘ππππππ
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Post by oasisserbia on May 22, 2021 17:53:01 GMT -5
Jehnny Beth won Eurovision after singing with Noel and Damon. So proud π₯³
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Post by funhouse on May 22, 2021 17:59:16 GMT -5
SWITZERLAND WERE ROBBED!
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Post by defmaybe00 on May 22, 2021 19:57:36 GMT -5
AAAAAAAAAA NO THEY WEREN'T
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Post by Elie De Beaufour π΄ on May 23, 2021 4:29:01 GMT -5
Allez Docteur et Ajas. Also Bjorn's face is me receiving marriage proposal after marriage proposal;
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Post by funhouse on May 23, 2021 4:38:19 GMT -5
AAAAAAAAAA NO THEY WEREN'T I admit it kind of stagnated after the first verse and chorus, but that was still enough for me. And I guess I'm just triggered because of Italy... possibly the worst winner since I started watching in like 2003. Cosplayers on the level of Greta van Fleet.
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