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Post by nahuel89p on Jul 17, 2013 8:46:41 GMT -5
"Hey! Stay fetus! And invisible!"
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Post by bardes on Jul 17, 2013 8:47:56 GMT -5
Liam should sing to Nicole Don't Go Away
Me and you, whats going on?
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TheEyeballTickler
Oasis Roadie
"You can't give me a reason, I don't need one to shine!"
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Post by TheEyeballTickler on Jul 17, 2013 8:48:36 GMT -5
Next BE gig Start Anew will be dedicated to Nicole
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Post by nahuel89p on Jul 17, 2013 8:48:55 GMT -5
I can't wait to hear Liam's song on this. Little James 2.0.
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Post by dontgoaway92 on Jul 17, 2013 8:50:14 GMT -5
You should have been there to lick up his jizz mate, this would have never happened. Lol
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Post by nahuel89p on Jul 17, 2013 8:50:48 GMT -5
Liam in the court: "I can see a liar, sitting by the lawyer"
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Post by liamgallagher1992 on Jul 17, 2013 8:50:57 GMT -5
These puns are showing the real comedy talent we have among our ranks. Seriously some of you lads are wasted on here
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Post by Shockmaster on Jul 17, 2013 8:52:55 GMT -5
some brazilian girls were on the radio saying how 1 of them swallowed his load when oasiz was touring Ahh right. God. This is all very Mick Jagger gear.How long before it comes out that Liam fucked Bowie, and Noel snorted his dad's ashes, then?
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TheEyeballTickler
Oasis Roadie
"You can't give me a reason, I don't need one to shine!"
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Post by TheEyeballTickler on Jul 17, 2013 8:53:23 GMT -5
Flick of the penis
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Post by dontgoaway92 on Jul 17, 2013 8:54:50 GMT -5
All I'm arsed about is who the girl was, must have been an upgrade.
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Post by liamgallagher1992 on Jul 17, 2013 8:57:45 GMT -5
My dad always used to say.
Only cheat if she takes in the shitter.
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Post by Shockmaster on Jul 17, 2013 8:58:51 GMT -5
My dad always used to say. Only cheat if she takes in the shitter. Well she clearly didn't.
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Post by nahuel89p on Jul 17, 2013 9:01:08 GMT -5
"It's never gonna be the same, 'cos the babies are falling by like the rain"
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Post by Shockmaster on Jul 17, 2013 9:01:35 GMT -5
I'm pregnant, what a farce Liam should have done me up the arse
She's not lying, I wish I had Now I'm financially tied to this hag
Unwanted baby! Gonna be a criminal! Unwanted baby! Gonna be a criminal! What hope has he got? he's a fucking ASBO tot!
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Post by losingmyhead on Jul 17, 2013 9:03:54 GMT -5
Nicole to Liam: "There's no need for you to say you're sorry/Goodbye I'm going home"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2013 9:03:57 GMT -5
One look at the eyebrows and we'll know for sure.
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Post by nahuel89p on Jul 17, 2013 9:06:53 GMT -5
Liam's next song is gonna be titled "Don't daughter me"
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Post by liamgallagher1992 on Jul 17, 2013 9:06:58 GMT -5
One look at the eyebrows and we'll know for sure. Well at least it won't look like that thing in your avatar
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Post by losingmyhead on Jul 17, 2013 9:07:13 GMT -5
Liam: "Here's a schlong..."
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Post by dreamweaver on Jul 17, 2013 9:08:00 GMT -5
MAybe she showed Liam her magic Pie, Liam fancied a bit of Finger pie - and a little bit more it seems
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Post by Underneath the sky on Jul 17, 2013 9:13:18 GMT -5
Maybe "the cock on the knob said it's time"?
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doha
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Post by doha on Jul 17, 2013 9:13:29 GMT -5
Idiot couldn't do with just getting Mucky Fingers could he.
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Post by losingmyhead on Jul 17, 2013 9:15:58 GMT -5
Liam to Nicole after she confronts him:
"Nothing ever lasts.....FOREVAH!!!!" (pulls away angrily)
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Post by Underneath the sky on Jul 17, 2013 9:16:26 GMT -5
"Put yer lawyer where yer mouth is Yer Mamma says that you was real"
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Post by waynegretzky on Jul 17, 2013 9:33:23 GMT -5
Liam: "Here's a schlong..." We have a winner. I'm just imagining Liam singing this sincerely and it breaks me up...
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