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Post by Flatulence Panic on Nov 2, 2016 18:06:23 GMT -5
What the fuck are you sniffin'? I mean, you're naturally pissed out of your head, but today you're fuckin' out of your own natural state of "pissed". WHO THE FUCK DOES MORE THAN 4 POSTS AT ONCE? FUCKING ME, LA. I wanna Talk Tonight, about Oasis fucking changed my life. Every new Oasis song gave me fucking chills down my spine. BIBLICAL. GET ON IT.
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Post by Flatulence Panic on Nov 2, 2016 18:08:57 GMT -5
ALL THE YOUNG BLUES
LIKE @clueless
CARRY THE NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET ON IT OR GET OFF IT.
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Post by Flatulence Panic on Nov 2, 2016 18:10:35 GMT -5
@clueless,
you're biblical, la.
Never forget that.
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Post by Flatulence Panic on Nov 2, 2016 18:11:28 GMT -5
I literally am the fucking walrus.
Chewing on a roll up.
I've been a very naughty boy.
And we are the eggmen!
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Post by Flatulence Panic on Nov 2, 2016 18:15:10 GMT -5
ALL THE YOUNG BLUES LIKE @clueless CARRY THE NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET ON IT OR GET OFF IT. I... ... ... congrats, man, you're the first person to ever make me not able to think a proper answer. I Am The Walrus is musical acid.
Used to listen to my dad's 45 pissed out my mind. I'm cryin', semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
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Post by Flatulence Panic on Nov 2, 2016 18:17:21 GMT -5
@clueless ,
you're biblical, la.
Never forget that. Ok, now I'm sure that you've been sniffing more than glue. I'm out of my mind. On the stage. WORLD OF TWIST (GET ON IT)
Can't fuckin' wait for me birthday.
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Post by Flatulence Panic on Nov 2, 2016 18:19:14 GMT -5
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO
COS THERE'S NO SOLUTION.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2016 18:21:12 GMT -5
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Post by mimmihopps on Nov 3, 2016 2:13:08 GMT -5
THESE MODS WON'T LET ME BE MYSELF. It's not our or anyone else's job to let you be yourself. Stop blame others for being unhappy.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2016 15:23:26 GMT -5
Now the question is: will oasisdna go see the DNA-Oasis exhibition? Plot twist: the exhibition is actually he himself showing his face to the world. [/shitpost]
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Post by Flatulence Panic on Nov 5, 2016 17:11:53 GMT -5
As much as i'd love to see them reform minus Bell and Gem i think it's done. I get the impression Noel favours legacy more than wanting it for the fans or to make Liam happy. He's minted, has less in common with his brother these days and in his own words is "a bit of a vagina." We've seen it with his good pal Weller and The Jam, also the sibling rivalling with The Kinks... two bands who heavily influenced Noel... Besides, Noel's mrs has turned him into a right puff pastry! I had hoped to take my daughter to see Oasis someday.. in the unlikely event that was to ever happen.. my job is done. Well blow me www.nme.com/news/music/the-kinks-glastonbury-2017-1825237Dirty old dog, yewww.
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Post by Flatulence Panic on Nov 8, 2016 15:59:10 GMT -5
"What cigarettes does he smoke? Still on the Marlboro Lights?"
OLEC, asking the important questions we all need to know.
Second question,
"Have you ever played with plasticine, even tried a trampoline?"
Finally,
"Have you ever used a record as a Frisbee?"
Thanks.
PS. WAIT WAIT WAIT, no one asked the really important question,
"Do you ever read the Live4ever forum? Who's best, On Life's Endless Corridor or Beady's Mighty Eye?" Lets settle this once and for all fellas.
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Post by Flatulence Panic on Nov 18, 2016 16:32:04 GMT -5
A pissed bee.
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Post by Flatulence Panic on Nov 18, 2016 16:45:37 GMT -5
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Post by Flatulence Panic on Nov 19, 2016 17:24:57 GMT -5
I dream about @clueless 's hot little ass frequently.
Ciao.
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Post by Flatulence Panic on Nov 22, 2016 14:45:00 GMT -5
After programming this evening, I went to my birds room and we cuddled up in bed and watched a documentary on her laptop together. I ended falling asleep during it with her in my arms. It was fucking top. Flatulence Panic We need to build a wall. A wall to stop Beady from stealing mah jewbs.
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Post by Flatulence Panic on Nov 22, 2016 15:35:05 GMT -5
Oi.......Can we please have the "The Troller Award", for best/most entertaining troll? And can we have 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place since it's a hot commodity, this award. CHEERS. First Place: Flatulence Panic
Second Place: kazookid
Third Place: festival Note: Tagging Mean Mrs. Mustard to please make this a category. Seriously. Cheers (luv).
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Post by Flatulence Panic on Nov 24, 2016 11:14:12 GMT -5
Crikey, 10 years? That's almost a Liam length bender.
How's your liver coping?
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Post by Derrick on Dec 3, 2016 5:15:36 GMT -5
You guys only laugh when you burn yourselves? Nevermind, I'll rephrase: You can barely see the "Be here now" album cover: heresy!
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Post by mimmihopps on Dec 3, 2016 13:29:39 GMT -5
You guys only laugh when you burn yourselves? Nevermind, I'll rephrase: You can barely see the "Be here now" album cover: heresy! Then pick your copy of "Be Here Now" and look at the album cover. You didn't have to be rude by posting a comment like "crappy artwork".
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Post by Flatulence Panic on Dec 15, 2016 16:02:01 GMT -5
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Post by Flatulence Panic on Dec 15, 2016 16:16:22 GMT -5
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Post by Flatulence Panic on Dec 15, 2016 16:25:36 GMT -5
You been on the moonshine 'gain Beady’s Here Now? Indulging in your strange hobby? See through, baby blue? Oh, Nigel Lane, it's not the same, it takes two to know! two to know! Why can't you see!
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Post by Flatulence Panic on Dec 15, 2016 16:26:07 GMT -5
'Twill be a rubber cast of my knob.
Knobworth.
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Post by Flatulence Panic on Dec 15, 2016 16:28:21 GMT -5
Beady’s Here Now steals his girlfriends knickers and posts videos dancing in them to TayTay on YouTube.
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