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Post by matt on Mar 21, 2015 20:35:02 GMT -5
Inspired by a weird dream I had last night - I dream that I was playing urban cricket on the streets with Stephen Fry, and I bowled him out, which put him into sulk mode and walked away giving me the cold shoulder.
Definitely ties for the Weirdest Dream prize with the time I was on a train with Fran Healy (from Travis) and Clive Anderson. Clive broke down in tears and had to go to the toilet, prompting a very concerned Fran Healy to ask what was the matter with him. I could only shrug my shoulders in astonishment.
Tell me yours!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2015 20:44:06 GMT -5
when i was a kid i had a recurring nightmare , i was at a beach in florida (we vacationed there every year) and i am on the beach and out of the water a giant crab and lobster come out of the ocean with huge eyes and lips and start chasing me thru the beach.
just as there about to catch me my grandmother dressed as a wizard waves her wand and they return to normal size , and crawl back into the ocean .
i must have dreamt that over a hundred times man weird
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Mar 21, 2015 20:48:25 GMT -5
Some nights I dream of caroSome nights I dream of evaSome nights I dream of Beady’s Here NowBut most nights I dream of all three. Together. Good tidings. x
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Post by Elie De Beaufour on Mar 22, 2015 0:38:00 GMT -5
Weirdest one was three nights ago, Walter Hatch from SWAT Firefight seeing if death by hugging me was possible. It got more kinky though (not saying much)
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Post by joladella on Mar 22, 2015 4:27:12 GMT -5
A good two years ago, while I still wanted to have nothing to do with Oasis, but kept coming across them, I dreamt that a friend of mine and I slept in an open field, where there was lots of other people camping, maybe after a festival or something like that. The meadow was a bit downward sloping, so in the morning we both rolled downwards in our sleeping bags and bumped into other sleepers. I bumped into "a Gallagher" (could not tell which one in the dream, that was before I could keep them apart) and my friend bumped into Robbie Williams. A few weeks later I finally fell in love with Oasis. That surely was a weird one! But my friend is not yet a fan of Robbie Williams. So if I am clairvoyant, then obviously just 50 %.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2015 4:30:04 GMT -5
I think I've dreamt about Oasis a few times. I remember they were playing The Masterplan at Knebworth and I remember Liam singing "we're all part of the masterplannnnnnnaaaaaargh!" but then I woke up out of excitement
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Post by Norbert Gallhager on Mar 22, 2015 5:30:02 GMT -5
It's not that weird, but I once dreamt that I saw Noel and Damon together in London somewhere. I approached them and suddenly I was sat in a studio with them and we talked.
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Post by Mean Mrs. Mustard on Mar 22, 2015 5:35:37 GMT -5
I recently dreamt someone was in my bedroom, but it was too dark to see, and so I was walking around with a flashlight and a bat, and I saw his shadow, but couldn't find him. That was so realistic, I was still scared when I woke up.
When I was younger I had a recurring dream about a dog (I used to be scared of dogs) and it was a giant boxer, a black one, with one normal eye and one eye that was an olive (a fucking olive, I kid you not) and he was called..don't laugh..War Eye. He chased me and I couldn't run because my feet and the ground had sort of melted together, and that was usually when I woke up.
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Post by scott1 on Mar 22, 2015 6:43:25 GMT -5
I have these strange dreams where a really small movement, even just a twitch of the finger, can cause massive damage and set off a crazy explosion or massive planet sized rock to smash the living shit out of everything - it makes me feel completely out of control and too powerful.
The best dreams though have got to be the ones where you can fly. It's always really sunny and I'm always above my house, and I'll be rising then I'll swoop down and feel the wind through my hair, it's a great feeling.
If you think about it, dreams are the coolest thing - you lie down at the end of every day and vividly hallucinate for a few hours, it's crazy.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2015 8:01:24 GMT -5
I have these strange dreams where a really small movement, even just a twitch of the finger, can cause massive damage and set off a crazy explosion or massive planet sized rock to smash the living shit out of everything - it makes me feel completely out of control and too powerful. "Until they can, with a flick of the finger, tear a million of you to pieces"
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Post by scott1 on Mar 22, 2015 9:45:06 GMT -5
I have these strange dreams where a really small movement, even just a twitch of the finger, can cause massive damage and set off a crazy explosion or massive planet sized rock to smash the living shit out of everything - it makes me feel completely out of control and too powerful. "Until they can, with a flick of the finger, tear a million of you to pieces" I subconsciously provided the inspiration for that song. I demand royalties.
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Post by Elie De Beaufour on Mar 22, 2015 10:43:28 GMT -5
Some nights I dream of caroSome nights I dream of evaSome nights I dream of Beady’s Here NowBut most nights I dream of all three. Together. Good tidings. x ....he's smarter.
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Post by mkoasis on Mar 22, 2015 22:32:08 GMT -5
Over the 20 years (!!) of being an Oasis fan, they've made a few cameos in dreams. I don't remember a lot...being on a bus and waking up to Noel's "Hey Watch out!" (PYMWYMI), Liam taking a nap on the couch while Noel soundchecked for a gig in my basement, Noel autographing a piece of KFC he was eating, Liam appearing on the old Japanese Iron Chef making some sort of lobster strawberry parmesan pastry and winning. Etc.
Like scott1 said, it's fun to try to recollect the hallucinations of the night before. IF you can remember anything at all.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2015 22:50:56 GMT -5
From what I can remember this is my dream of a few nights ago
I was walking up to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry along with some other fellow 'wizards'. I was pretty excited to learn some fucking magic and was eager to get into the castle and get fired into the customary feast.
Inside, however, was the sitting room of my grandparents' old house, with some football match involving Hibs on TV. A cat was sitting in one corner of the pitch and somehow managed to run out of the TV and into the room, before nestling inside my mum's handbag, without her noticing. I naturally informed her of this strange phenomenon but as she peered into her handbag, the cat had somehow morphed into a trip (yes, that is the collective term) of mice.
From there, this dream somehow managed to morph into something involving this forum. I think I posted some pretty nasty things to some regular members on here and I have no idea why. I've mentally apologised to all those involved.
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Post by A on Mar 23, 2015 22:53:19 GMT -5
I once had a dream where I had shot some famous rapper in an SUV and then turned the gun on myself. Immediately after pulling the trigger I regretted it and didn't want to be dead and somehow willed myself to stay alive. And when I opened my eyes in the dream, I awoke in real life. It was the single most terrifying thing I've expereinced and I have no idea why I dreamt it.
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Post by matt on Mar 24, 2015 17:05:26 GMT -5
I once had a dream where I had shot some famous rapper in an SUV and then turned the gun on myself. Immediately after pulling the trigger I regretted it and didn't want to be dead and somehow willed myself to stay alive. And when I opened my eyes in the dream, I awoke in real life. It was the single most terrifying thing I've expereinced and I have no idea why I dreamt it. Traumatising, a bit like really awful nightmares where humiliating things happen to you - I wake up desperately collecting my thoughts, then a wave of relief knowing it was just a dream!
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Post by UGHF on Mar 24, 2015 17:36:32 GMT -5
For me, the incest-themed dreams have always been the weirdest...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2015 18:21:58 GMT -5
For me, the incest-themed dreams have always been the weirdest... As soon as I saw you'd replied to this thread, I thought "this is guaranteed to be really fucking weird" You didn't disappoint.
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Post by carryusall on Mar 24, 2015 18:33:45 GMT -5
I think I've dreamt about Oasis a few times. I remember they were playing The Masterplan at Knebworth and I remember Liam singing "we're all part of the masterplannnnnnnaaaaaargh!" but then I woke up out of excitement I once dreamed Liam singing Don't look Back in Anger. Why can't that just exist?
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Post by UGHF on Mar 25, 2015 7:57:01 GMT -5
For me, the incest-themed dreams have always been the weirdest... As soon as I saw you'd replied to this thread, I thought "this is guaranteed to be really fucking weird" You didn't disappoint. It is classic UGHF, alright.
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Post by eva on Mar 25, 2015 10:22:30 GMT -5
I used to have some crazy dreams, I can't remember now, should have kept a journal... There might be some old posts of mine detailing them I do remember a while ago I had a dream completely in english with spanish subtitles
Most times I have the weird/not so weird dreams like teeth falling out, going out in public without any cloths, being pregnant... you know the nightmare kind of stuff
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2015 13:53:34 GMT -5
Whilst we're on the subject, does anyone experience pain whilst in a dream?
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Post by mkoasis on Mar 25, 2015 19:31:52 GMT -5
I used to have some crazy dreams, I can't remember now, should have kept a journal... There might be some old posts of mine detailing them I do remember a while ago I had a dream completely in english with spanish subtitles Most times I have the weird/not so weird dreams like teeth falling out, going out in public without any cloths, being pregnant... you know the nightmare kind of stuff Apparently dreaming about your teeth falling out is a very common thing. Never happened to me but it is a popular dream.
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Post by MG on Mar 26, 2015 10:52:22 GMT -5
For me, the incest-themed dreams have always been the weirdest... You're from Cork, those weren't dreams!
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Post by MG on Mar 26, 2015 10:59:25 GMT -5
I used to have some crazy dreams, I can't remember now, should have kept a journal... There might be some old posts of mine detailing them I do remember a while ago I had a dream completely in english with spanish subtitles When she wakes up in the morning, she writes down all her dreams. Reads like the book of revelations, oOr the Beano or the unabridged UlyssesI've had some fucked up dreams over the years, I'll often have a flashback to a dream I had weeks/months ago at very random times. Thought about writing stuff down before but came to the conclusion there was no real point I used to have some crazy dreams, I can't remember now, should have kept a journal... There might be some old posts of mine detailing them I do remember a while ago I had a dream completely in english with spanish subtitles Most times I have the weird/not so weird dreams like teeth falling out, going out in public without any cloths, being pregnant... you know the nightmare kind of stuff Apparently dreaming about your teeth falling out is a very common thing. Never happened to me but it is a popular dream. Yea had the teeth one often, never any money came off it tho! Never had the naked in public one but have had running and not moving and hitting someone but no power/moving in slow motion a good few times. I'm weird in that I'd rather have a nightmare than a peaceful dream
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