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Post by songbirdsally on May 11, 2011 11:18:03 GMT -5
Noel Gallagher gives Gary Neville a volley IT has been a while since NOEL GALLAGHER served up one of his razor-sharp verbal volleys. But GARY NEVILLE is just the kind of comedy character to spark the full force of a Scud missile from the former OASIS hero. Earlier this week Gary took the liberty of quoting Noel's classic track Fade Away on Twitter after Manchester United all but wrapped up the Premier League title. He wrote: "'While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.' Not if you support United!" Like little Gary playing the offside trap, it has gone pear-shaped. Here is Manchester City fanatic Mr N Gallagher's response: "I feel violated. If Mr Neville continues to use the holy scriptures of Oasis to communicate with the Cockney massive, I shall be forced to come up to Cheshire in the middle of the night, break into his house, tie him to a chair, make him listen to the Best Of Simply d(Red)ful while I pull his tash out one grey hair at a time (with my teeth), liberate those Oasis CDs and s*** in his manbag. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED..."
Delivered like a NIGEL DE JONG tackle - with two feet just above the ankle. So there you go Gary-boy, that's another stinger to add to the classic insult from yesteryear from your old City adversary. The veteran Reds defender and former England misery-guts - who retired this season - once sent Noel a guitar to sign as a little birthday treat to himself. It came back with the affectionate marker pen message: "Happy Birthday knobhead. MCFC x." The beauty of Twitter is the fact Mr Neville has the chance to reply to Noel. He's won every trophy possible at club level, but he'll get no silverware in this slagging match. www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3573853/Noel-Gallagher-gives-Gary-Neville-a-volley.htmlThe holy scriptures of Oasis ;D
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Post by putthisin ® on May 11, 2011 11:33:22 GMT -5
Is this legit? I don't think Noel would even reply.
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Post by shoes222 on May 11, 2011 11:34:01 GMT -5
Noel's still got it.
Can't wait 'till interview season starts up with him so we can hear his opinions on things like this.
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Post by songbirdsally on May 11, 2011 11:39:04 GMT -5
Is this legit? I don't think Noel would even reply. Don't know.. It's The Sun ofcourse, but would they actually make up such a long quote?
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Post by gdforever on May 11, 2011 11:39:33 GMT -5
I think it's funny...but also think it's fake. Just the sort of thing the sun makes up. Especially with the taunt to Gary Nevile to reply.
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Post by shoes222 on May 11, 2011 11:41:43 GMT -5
It really does seem like something Noel would say though.
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Post by gdforever on May 11, 2011 11:50:47 GMT -5
Really? I don't think so. Some bits yeah.
But the fact that it says he'd his mustache hairs out with his teeth? Just picture that for a second! Think that's is a picture Noel would want to paint?
Plus it's a bit long. Noel's putdowns are usually a bit pithier IMO.
I could imagine this first couple lines...anything after that not so much
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Post by spaneli on May 11, 2011 11:56:30 GMT -5
Really? I don't think so. Some bits yeah. But the fact that it says he'd his mustache hairs out with his teeth? Just picture that for a second! Think that's is a picture Noel would want to paint? Plus it's a bit long. Noel's putdowns are usually a bit pithier IMO. I could imagine this first couple lines...anything after that not so much Same here. It seems to be too long winded of an insult to be Noel
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Post by Nyron Nosworthy on May 11, 2011 12:03:24 GMT -5
It sounds exactly like what Noel would say imo
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Post by thuperthonic on May 11, 2011 13:28:03 GMT -5
It sounds exactly like what Noel would say imo This. If The Sun made this up, it is their best impression yet of either Noel or Liam.
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Post by ruchin on May 11, 2011 13:35:40 GMT -5
theres no way he would say that.
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Post by gdforever on May 11, 2011 13:50:11 GMT -5
Seriously?!
You guys think Noel would threaten to pull out his "tash" with his teeth? No way.
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Post by thomaslivesforever on May 11, 2011 13:54:00 GMT -5
Anyone who thinks Noel is not capable of that is crazy, his hatred for mr neville is probably more than most football fans in this country.
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Post by gdforever on May 11, 2011 14:02:53 GMT -5
Anyone who thinks Noel is not capable of that is crazy, his hatred for mr neville is probably more than most football fans in this country. It's more the idea that Noel would want to do it with HIS TEETH. Don't doubt he would pick the hair of his mustache out painfully one at a time. But putting his mouth that close the Nevilles...I find that suspect. He'd basically be kissing him. Yuck!
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Post by thomaslivesforever on May 11, 2011 14:13:52 GMT -5
hahaha I just think its a bit of a flourish from him off the top of his head but i may well be wrong.
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Post by gdforever on May 11, 2011 14:24:42 GMT -5
They didnt even try to give it the false legitimacy of "a source near Gallagher"
Noel isn't doing interviews right now so he would have had to have give the Sun an exclusive comment.
They didn't even TRY to say how they got the comment.
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Post by beadyeyeunofficial on May 11, 2011 14:29:42 GMT -5
Anyone who thinks Noel is not capable of that is crazy, his hatred for mr neville is probably more than most football fans in this country. It's more the idea that Noel would want to do it with HIS TEETH. Don't doubt he would pick the hair of his mustache out painfully one at a time. But putting his mouth that close the Nevilles...I find that suspect. He'd basically be kissing him. Yuck! Are you so fuckin' stupid that you're taking it seriously? Ironic humour is exponentially less funny when thick tits like you don't get it.
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Post by shoes222 on May 11, 2011 14:36:49 GMT -5
Seriously?! You guys think Noel would threaten to pull out his "tash" with his teeth? No way. Back in the heyday he made the comment that he hoped Damon Albarn would catch AIDS and die. You wouldn't have believed that either unless you heard him say it. It's not a real threat, obviously. Noel's said some ridiculous things before. So this isn't too much of a stretch, honestly. What really makes me think it's Noel is the analogies he uses. We all know how fond Noel is of "best-ofs" so the Simply Red reference makes sense. Plus I love the "holy scriptures of Oasis" line.
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Post by bwilder on May 11, 2011 15:24:16 GMT -5
Have you read tales from the middle of nowhere? sounds like Noel to me...
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Post by songbirdsally on May 11, 2011 15:35:47 GMT -5
[lus I love the "holy scriptures of Oasis" line. I particulary found the 'liberate those Oasis CD's and shit in his manbag' line pretty funny as well ;D
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Post by gdforever on May 11, 2011 15:38:53 GMT -5
So what? He emailed the Sun this? If it would have been something they said he said to Gordon Smart I might believe it. But they don't even say it's an exclusive via Smart.
But Noel is in America...why would he be keeping up with the Sun let alone ensuring he replies to a Gary Neville tweet?
I just don't get how they would have gotten this quote.
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Post by songbirdsally on May 11, 2011 15:53:11 GMT -5
^ They could've just asked him (through email or whatever, but it sounds 'written' to me) a reply on this Neville tweet.
And since it's almost time for his solo album, Noel surely knows that being in the spotlight is never a bad thing. He's smart enough.
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Post by thomaslivesforever on May 11, 2011 16:05:17 GMT -5
Its quite possible if it was a slow news day that they took it off smarts entertainment page and put it up so to speak or the entertainment was full and they shifted it down. Who knows.
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Post by gdforever on May 11, 2011 16:14:06 GMT -5
Maybe. By it's also the Sun.
I think they were hoping Noel would comment and he didn't so they made a comment up for him. And now they are obviously hoping for Neville to reply to this so they can pretend it's an all out feud.
Not that it really much matters.
I just think that if Noel had a problem with Neville he'd just appear on Talksport this weekend and berate him there live. lol
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Post by gdforever on May 11, 2011 16:31:32 GMT -5
More importantly, who cares. No one really. Blame Noel for not giving us anything interesting to discuss
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